BREAKING NEWS: Trump To Replace AG Sessions With Pomeranian

Early this morning the Trump administration announced that long embattled Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III was out and a pomeranian called Mr. Big Stuff was in. According to sources the name Mr. Big Stuff is meant to be ironic given the breed's diminutive stature. While news of Sessions' ouster was not unexpected, the decision to nominate … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Trump To Replace AG Sessions With Pomeranian

Sears Holdings to convert most stores to indoor waterparks

After years of fighting declining sales and anemic profits, Sears Holdings (the parent company of Sears and Kmart) announced today that it would convert all of its more than 800 mall-based Sears department stores to indoor water parks. The new parks--reportedly to be called "Eddie World"--are scheduled to open in early 2015. Proceeds from the … Continue reading Sears Holdings to convert most stores to indoor waterparks